Very important information!

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Here, you will find very important information, that must be spread and fully understood. For the good of all mankind!

Mathematical facts that must be taught

As stated by D^r Mayani Satyanda Borolhi Pradesh, from University of New-Tehran, Guangdong Province, People's Republic of China¹.

In most cases, 2+2 = 5. And with specially high values of 2, you may even have 2+2 = 6.
Any finite plane that do not intersect a non-differentiable manifold might actually be a duck.
By following a path-integral that represents the inside layer of a torus, one may find a non-unique singularity (and a cow).
Some non-isometric spaces under the complex plane should not be represented as poultry.
In many cases, especially when you are a french female, 5(3+2) = 17.
Emmanuel Macron is a microzoïd, actually described by a non-rectifiable arc of ∂ℝ → ℂ × ℂ (but only on thursday mornings).
As we now that ∫_M dω = ∫_∂M ω for any smooth oriented manifold M, it becomes obvious that any subset of Justin Trudeau is a crab.
Speaking of that, Nadège + Crabe = Tortue and thus, Nadège = Tortue - Crabe.

Often misunderstood historical facts

Mostly taken from The Book of Misunderstood History by P^r Amilya Muhammad Ossama al-Syriaqi, from Actual and Very-True Historical Studies Institute of Berlin-on-Pamda, Noakhali District, Bangladesh².

Louis XIV of France was a drug user - Only being outsmarted as a junkie by Kofi Annan. It is a commonly well-known fact among historians that the most part of Forêt de Fontainbleau (Fontainbleau's Forest, in France), was actually used to grow Cannabis sativa at an industrial scale. The famous Roi-soleil was known to smoke pounds and pounds of weed each week, and that's what could allow him to work more that 16 hours a day. Eventually, drugs could turn him into a super-hero, granting him the ability to build Château de Versailles with bare hands (and a nail), and also the French Tax Office, with maximum efficiency.

Marie Curie was, actually, a male - Famous french scientist Pierre Curie never died in a street collision, but instead made a gender transition, and was known since then as Marie, pretending to be his own widow. Pierre Curie has been interested in spiritualism studies since the 19^th century, and when his conventional findings in modern physics have gained the consideration of his peers, he could not risk being put into discredit later, because of those paranormal experiments. As a woman, it was easier for him to pretend passing hysteria in such a case, then being fake-treated by a friend he had at Institut Pasteur, and eventually return to his famous works.

1. ↑ Mayani S. B. Pradesh, Mathematical facts for the masses, ISSN 5410-13193
2. ↑ Amilya M. O. al-Syriaqi, The Book of Misunderstood History, ISBN 174-1-13193-007-4

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